The unexamine imbecile is not worth leaving uncriticized.
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20 Mar 2012If things are good for us, there can’t possibly be anything wrong with our lifestyle. Why just look at Africa! Their lives are terrible and decreipt — they have to dig through trash tossed away by our glorious empir- I mean democracy, just so they won’t starve!
I have seriously gotten this line, in a not so sarcastic form, by a few token older people above my generation, and then some my age.
In honor of thoughts like this, and in order to make myself do something more with this blog than a random drunken abstract post once every half a year, I’m going to post a picture of an environmental disaster once a week with a short blurb about it, and how it is either directly or indirectly caused by the imperialistic American Empire. We, as a massive, disgustingly rich first world nation, are causing huge problems that will lower everyone’s quality of life, but especially those that we care the least about, and for generations and generations on into the future. I am one voice among many other big ones, but hopefully my aggrandizing of environmental issues will at least help a few others become more aware of these enormous threats.
I’ll try to start off with something not as well known as the others. Fortunately this fishing practice is beginning to be regulated, and arguably other countries like Japan who suck the life out of the ocean are doing worse. Invariably though this would be defended because considering environmental impacts is “bad for business”.
Deep Sea Trawling or more aptly known as “fishing with a bulldozer“ is a method of fishing that drags large ass nets with metal doors across acres of ocean floor, capturing and killing everything in its path. Organisms that are not the target of the trawlers are labelled “bycatch”, and thrown dead back into the sea. This bycatch is often enough many exotic species, and seriously threatens many of them with extinction. Coral reefs, which take a long time to grow back are also severely threatened, among other concerns.
“To capture one or two target commercial species, deep-sea bottom trawl fishing vessels drag huge nets armed with steel plates and heavy rollers across the seabed, plowing up and pulverizing everything in their path,” the coalition reports. In addition, adds DSCC, large quantities of coral and unwanted fish species are hauled up only to be thrown back dead or dying.” via Scientific American
“It doesn’t matter what ocean you go to, these habitats are being trashed by international fishing fleets. What is urgently needed is a network of protected areas where any type of fishing gear that involves dragging equipment across the sea bed is banned.” via The Gaurdian
Bycatch of protected species of catches is very common, some being as high as almost 50%. And if they aren’t a protected species in that area.. they will be soon!
Hooray for sustainable fishing practices!
via Alaska Marine Conservation Council
So yea, this isn’t so much as singular American issue, but a global catastrophic one. Still I feel practices like this have to be fueled by good ol’ American innovation to find new commodities, and ruthless, brutal capitalism.
~Roland
Some time ago in a life past that survives only in chemical impressions upon old photographic paper, I saw an ad. Flying across a bridge in urban hell, the rusty soot stained factories lining the sad, lifeless waters as far as the horizon goes, are billboards arrayed on either sides of the bridge, like useless metal wings of that poor bridge, each with their own brightly colored synthetic realities calling to you as you careen at 50 mph in an oily, coughing hunk of metal on black, patchy, oil-derived rock.
The advertisement burns its way non-consensually onto my retinas. An ad by our ever present corporate overlords, this one being the svedka corporation, features a sexy lady robot, sleek in her metal curves and perfectly shiny in her robotic complexion.
This robot is the perfect female, svedka wishes to tell us. She is perfect like their vodka, and like their easily drinkable vodka that flows profluenty down your throat like your paycheck flowing into the bartender’s pocket, she will satisfy all your needs. Just as soon as your finish your one-too-many drink.
The female robot is everything the females you try to meet in the bars aren’t. For starters shes a robot, programmed to serve us as we see fit no matter what. No complaining or whining or having silly things like opinions, she will make you feel good like their vodka. She has perfect complexion which you can modify at will. Go down to the local svedka-robotics shop and buy a different cheek or cornea color, and there will be no messy procedure or scars or large fees to the plastic surgeon.
Later on the subway I see more ads. The subway, in its utter poverty and lack of dignity, found a single buyer of ad space on their subways, and proceeded to plaster s
mirnoff all over their decrepit walls.
On one wall fly six advertisements in a row, repeating after the third. They are “candid” photos of happy, bouncing, hip barflys coincidentally smiling in a perfect drunk but not too drunk pose right in front of the coincidental flash of a camera.
A blonde girl in one of the ads is clearly smirnoff’s pride and joy. Her dyed blonde hair and bubbly happy attractiveness are directed right at the camera’s focal point as the camera went off by, if we were to believe them, another joyously drunk barfly eager to share their non-stop party life.
Her dress is a slack and hippie-esque with a hint of frills, but clearly not too hippie or else she would be shunned by the young, rich, college circle of friends she clearly has a grasp upon. Her acceptably blue eyes look you directly in the eyes, sending fireworks off in your brain as a once in a lifetime moment slams directly into your Amygdala. An attractive girl seen only in your dreams and those nasty websites you frequent, is looking right at you.
If you drink smirnoff vodka, you will get happy bouncing girls looking directly into your eyes as you both dance the night blissfully away, yet surely ending up at some point at your place. If you drink vodka, the blonde attractive attention of all girls will be directed solely upon you. All you have to do is say that smooth, tantalizingly foriegn-named word to the bartender, and all your dreams will come true.
Well that is to say that, like the vodka, that women is only an object for their purposes. The difference being that one is, sadly, real.
A very personal blog from a very impersonal writer who will fictionalize everything from your motivations, your dog, your place in life, and maybe even the ethics of that beer you're drinking. Most commonly though, the posts will focus on hot philosophical subjects, criticisms of the non-neutrality of the nefarious Wall Street Journal, and other issues I deem pressing or unexamined enough.